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nattensfest 2021.

[gitanes]

[from lila, simon receives a seasonally inappropriate card. inside:]

I suck at this, but thanks for helping me out.
-Lila

PS Can you eat regular food? I don't remember.

[also, there are snowball cookies. lila very clearly did not make these.]

nattensfest 2021.

[digiorno]

[from A SECRET SANTA (who definitely signs his name)................. simon receives: homemade vanilla petit fours decorated to look like presents; fur-lined black leather gloves; a laminated list of monster-run businesses and hole-in-the-wall high quality eateries in bavan; and an incident counter.]